It's Not Fair!!!!

I was the cute one until that damn dog came along! Now she eats my food, my poop, and steals the blog that should be mine! They used to pet me so much that I was a short hair! Now look at me! I look like I belong in ZZ Top! I've got a plan though! As soon as that dog is standing at the edge of a table, I'll kick her right off! Ha ha ha!!!!!