I Like to Chew!

I got a bunch of new toys today! One even squeaks. I like to chew on my toys! But I like to chew on the rugs more. The tastiest thing to chew on is a shoe! Especially a shoe someone likes! I would chew on this cat, but he won't fit in my mouth. I almost choked on a woodchip earlier today. I think I'll stick to chewing on clothes pins instead!