I'm Growing Up!

This is just to let you know that I am a woman dog now. I was in heat. Now Mommy and Daddy might take me to the V-E-T to get F-I-X-E-D. How S-C-A-R-Y. They say I shouldn't have babies because I'm small. Mommy and Daddy aren't running a puppy mill anyway! We have enough problems with F-A-N-G! Who needs a bunch of puppies!

Fang Was Bad!

Fang did it! I saw her! She ate the carpet, then she pooped on it! I was so scared when you came home that I might have pooped a little, but you know I wouldn't do it on purpose. I tried to tell her not to, but she wouldn't listen! I'm sorry.