What A Week!

Boy, what an exciting week. We went on a long car ride to a weird house full of people! I was so scared. Then I found out that most of the people there really wanted to pet and cuddle me! That was fun.
There was a fat lady with bad hair who complained a lot. She was icky.
A little girl said, "I'm going to hurt you!"
The fat icky haired lady said, 'Ha ha! That is funny!"
Mommy didn't want me to get hurt, so she sat down with the little girl and showed her how to pet me nicely. I liked that!
We stayed in a hotel. Fang barked. Fang is a bad dog. I was good.
It ws nice having all those people petting me, but I'm glad to be home.