Shocking News!!!!

I just learned something that is sure to shock and suprise you! Fang....... is ADOPTED!!!! She's not Mommy and Daddy's real baby! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I still love her even if she isn't actually a blood relative. I wouldn't have been able to tell by the way they treat us. They give us both the same amount of treats, even though I'm their only natural child. Fang doesn't care. She's all excited about finding her birth family. I'm glad I don't have to worry about things like that!

What A Week!

Boy, what an exciting week. We went on a long car ride to a weird house full of people! I was so scared. Then I found out that most of the people there really wanted to pet and cuddle me! That was fun.
There was a fat lady with bad hair who complained a lot. She was icky.
A little girl said, "I'm going to hurt you!"
The fat icky haired lady said, 'Ha ha! That is funny!"
Mommy didn't want me to get hurt, so she sat down with the little girl and showed her how to pet me nicely. I liked that!
We stayed in a hotel. Fang barked. Fang is a bad dog. I was good.
It ws nice having all those people petting me, but I'm glad to be home.

I'm Growing Up!

This is just to let you know that I am a woman dog now. I was in heat. Now Mommy and Daddy might take me to the V-E-T to get F-I-X-E-D. How S-C-A-R-Y. They say I shouldn't have babies because I'm small. Mommy and Daddy aren't running a puppy mill anyway! We have enough problems with F-A-N-G! Who needs a bunch of puppies!

Fang Was Bad!

Fang did it! I saw her! She ate the carpet, then she pooped on it! I was so scared when you came home that I might have pooped a little, but you know I wouldn't do it on purpose. I tried to tell her not to, but she wouldn't listen! I'm sorry.

It's Still Raining?

It's been raining for about a week now! It's always cold and wet. We aren't even allowed to go on walks without our sweaters! I'm getting tired of this! I guess it might snow sometime soon. I've never seen snow before, but it sounds scary. When it snows we might get little doggie boots. That would be neat! I like clothes.

The Real Ocho's Corner

Mommy was out in the yard the other day with the poop scooper and she found the REAL Ocho's corner! It's right over by the fire pit! I left all kinds of piles out there. Good thing they never had that fire they were thinking about!

Wow! That mutt strutting was pretty fun! I sniffed so many butts! I even got a new coat just for the occasion! If my mommy and daddy would have known about the costume contest they would have bought me a costume too! Fang got a new coat too, but the hood kept falling over her head. It made her run into things.

The Weekend

The weekend is fast approaching, and I'm exited! This weekend our city is having their annual fall festival (is it even fall yet?) On Saturday, as part of the festivities, there will be an event called strut your mutt. It's a dog parade, with games and activities for dogs. How neat! There's gonna be a lot of people, and people have hands, and hands are made for petting (me.) It should be a good time.